"Perez is Burning"

Look what Perez Hilton posted:



Attention camera whores!

Janice Dickinson is looking for a slave personal assistant, and she has resorted to posting an ad on Craigslist:

Seeking Personal Assitant for Celebrity!
Reply to: job-218163141@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-10-09, 11:30AM PDT

Looking for a personal assistant to Janice Dickinson for on camera purposes while we shoot season 2 of the hit tv show Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.

We need someone that is quick, sharp and has a good sense of humor, boisterous and not afraid to speak their mind.

Duties will include anything from personal errands to helping Janice with her business.

We will be interviewing people October 17th. Please email your resume and a picture.
Given Janice's strong personality it will be BUT TONS OF FUN!

* Job location is Los Angeles
* Compensation: TBD
* This is a part-time job.


We're sure the pay is shit, but at least you get to be on TV and you can probably snatc ha few (or several dozen) pills from Janice.

Shit...maybe Perez should apply! Or Andy Dick!!!!!

Posted by on October 9, 2006 10:10 PM

I found the craigslist posting and it's for real. Any takers?