I've Got Mad Love for Nina Hagen

Nina Hagen is the grandmother of punk and one weird dirrty birdy! Here's the German lady's unique music video for her song, "New York, New York":

Mmm Mmm Jesse!

Teen poptart Jesse McCartney (so Gorge, I'm gagging!!) is releasing his new album on September 19th. "Right Where You Want Me" is the first single and title track. Listen to it on Jesse's Myspace Page.

Info on Danity Kane

Danity Kane is the band Diddy created on MTV's Making the Band 3 (MTB3). Here are a couple interesting articles relating to the band:

Danity Kane Rock Under the Bridge - AOL Music News Blog

VH1.com : Danity Kane : Can Diddy's Band Make It? Danity Kane Hope They've Got A 'Show Stopper'

The album drops August 22nd. "Show Stopper" is the first single. You can hear it on Danity Kane's Official Myspace Page or on the band's website.

Here's why Aubrey O'Day is still in the band:



Here's the ballad "Ride for You" from the most recent episode of MTB3:

Matrex and the City

Sextina and the City

Sluts and the City

Golden Girls and the City

Heidi Klum on Project Runway

This is best when watched over and over and over:

A Couple of D-Listers:

Kathy Griffin Appears on The View 7/27/06

Kathy Griffin returns to The View. Notice American Idol 5 runner-up Katherine McPhee is the guest host!



How did she ever get back on after this:



Do you think Barbara is trying to save face after the Scar Jones debacle?

Bianca Ryan on America's Got Talent

This little girl is only eleven!

"Never Had A Dream Come True"

They should call this group S Club 1.

Rappin' Granny

Rappin' Granny is a semi-finalist on America's Got Talent:



Here's Granny's recent performance that got the judges to pick her for the finals:



Triple Hockey Sticks for Granny! Kneel down!

Bend it Daddy!

Perez Hilton's site is displaying these photos of David Beckham frolicking on a yacht in Italy. Oh Thanks ya Mamma Perez!!

Aww Momma!

"The Facts of Life"

Human Pong

A Word to the Wise:

"Thanks for the Memories!"

For Monster, courtesy of Linda James:



This really happened. Helloo!

"We'll Be Right Back with Phylicia Rashad"

GENIUS!!

Paris is Burning....Again!

Check out these clips from "Paris is Burning" set to new music and mixed by German DJ's Tiefschwarz:

Do You Take It?

This is a funny song from The Wet Spots:

Alligator King

My friend Michelle is always singing this classic Sesame Street song to me:

Remember this?

Vintage Nickelodeon!

The Winstone's

Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire Island

"Don't Ask- Don't Spell!"

Johnny Weir: Supermodel Qu'est-ce que c'est ?

The Dallas News reported that Olympic Figure-skating hottie puss Johnny Weir is going to model for sassy gay fashion house Heatherette!

Johnny is such a little hottie! Read the article from the Dallas News about his plans for the future after skating.

The pic is from Perez Hilton's website.

"Love Will Take Over" (JKriv Radio Mix)

LOGO is showing Ari Gold's most recent music video on its "NewNowNext Music" and "Click List: Top 10 Videos" shows. So hot! And it's so popular, it is #1 on the Countdown. Ari bumped Madonna out of the top slot! Go Ari!!

All Things Kevin!

I found this on Google Video! Oh My Google!

BOYS BEWARE

"One never knows when the homosexual is about."

How do you say "I Want it That Way" in Chinese?

This is too funny!

Music Videos of Kevin Aviance

"Din Da Da"


"Alive"


"Robots" (Live at The Cock)


I'm so glad to have found these. Kevin just about BLOWS my mind!! WORK!

Jesse McCartney in the Studio

Twink-a-licious poptart Jesse McCartney is currently recording his 2nd studio album. Could he be any cuter? The album drops on September 12th.

"Stars are Blind" Part Deux

Paris has re-filmed her "Stars Are Blind" video after it was critically panned..... I'm still looking for Chris Isaac.

Version 1


Version 2


The re-tooled version possibly makes LESS sense than the original.

Is Kathy Griffin Morphing into a Tranny?

This is for you, Monster.


Perez Hilton is so hysterical! Look what he posted on his page under the heading "We Just HAD To!" and that is so dead-on! Oh Kathy Griffin, are you the next Joan Rivers? Tune in to Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List on Tuesday to take a closer look. You have nothing else to do while you wait for PR to start up again!


Do you think Kathy would call Perez "one of her gays"?

Want a weiner?

I love this shirt! So do all of the people who came to my mom's 4th of July party and got one as a door prize! (OK, so that was a couple years ago. I found these shirts for sale at the NYC Pride Streetfair 2 years ago and brought them home to Mom.)



This is a weiner-tastic HX Magazine cover. HX is a great little NYC nightlife rag. Hey Jonny!!

HAPPPY BDAY "SHOUT-OUT" to the PIMP!!

Sexy Teen Wrestling Porn

I found this posted on Jonny McGovern's myspace page. Very hot!

Love ya Gay Pimp!

Happy 22nd Bday Johnny Weir!

Last Sunday, Olympic Queer-Ass Cutey-Pie figure-skater Johnny Weir, turned 22. Gawd, I loved being 22! Such a great time! It was the "Ray of Light" Summer, BTW. Oh Madge! I digress.

Anyway, Johnny is so adorable! I just wanna squeeze him! And his fashion sense sure doesn't hurt. He's such a little Fashionista Whorista! And he has a sassy mouth that gets him in trouble....hmmm, i wonder what I like about him. I can relate!!

Jonny has recently updated his journal. Check it out! And take a look at his "Hot Things for July" as well. He's such a hot little biatch!

This photo is by Nigel Barker of ANTM fame. Another hottie!!

Remember this one? SO GOOD!!

For those of you that have never seen "Sordid Lives", RUN--don't walk, to the nearest Blockbuster and get yourself re-programmed! This movie is the nuts. Leslie Jordan (aka Beverly Leslie on "Will & Grace") plays Brother Boy, a drag queen who's been locked up in an insane asylum by his Mamma and who is obsessed with Tammy Wynette.

Here's the trailer:




This cast of characters is to die for! And it's one of the most quotable movies ever made! "Haul ass Ordell!"

That's a MAN!!!!!!

This very SASS pic (from her myspace.com profile) of Linda James, La'Mady member and "Tranny Sidekick" to the GAY PIMP, Jonny McGovern!!! Jonny is a FAB-ulous downtown NYC Scene-ster and entertainer for all the "gay babies". These GORGEOUS HOTTIES are not to be missed!! Check out gaypimp.com for all things Jonny.

Jonny and Linda host a crazy-sexy-cool podcast called "Gay Pimpin' with Jonny McGovern" That should be required listening for all GAY ipod robots!! Or just go to Jonny's myspace page to listen in!

Listen to some music while you blog:



Their myspace profiles are GORGEOUS too! And they quote "Paris is Burning" all the time! Giving you NYC realness for all you legendary children!! "Butch Queen First Time at a blogl!

You have been warned!!

What Happened to Andrae?

A little retro PR anyone?

With new Project Runway starting on Wednesday, BRAVO is playing loads of PR episodes.....to whip you into a PR frenzy!!! Here's a fun clip inspired by Santino's dead-on impression of Tim Gunn. Enjoy!

Project Runway 3 Promo

OMG! It's back! Wednesday is almost here!

BRAVO is gay gay gay! Check out this teaser:

Kiki and Herb Do Broadway!!

They aren't dead yet! Not that you could tell under all that pancake make-up on Justin Bond! LOVE HER!! I always thought he was hot working his boy drag all around the LES and E-Vill.

Just when you thought they bid us all adieu, they are back in true Barbra-diva style with a stint on the Great White Way! Perez Hilton says "And Jesus wept!". On his fab-ulous and dishy site, he links you to an article from broadwayworld.com giving you the full run down.

Will wonders never cease?

There really is too much confusion.

Perez Hilton suggests sipping mushroom tea before watching this video. Oh Perez!

I've heard it all before...

...but I wanna hear it again!!!!

Madonna onna Cross

Madge gets crucified to "Lived to Tell" on the Confessions Tour. Here's a video I found from a fan filming her with their cell phone during one of the show dates.

Here's a pic of Mighty Madge up on her disco-cross at her Boston concert last Thursday. The cross matched the giant Disco Ball (with creamy Madonna filling).

Why does she...
Crucify herself?

She does look a little bit like Tori Amos with her red hair on the album cover and in some of the publicity shots on madonna.com, but thankfully, no piano as of yet. The pic in my earlier post entitled "Madonna rocks it hard!" also shows the red hair. I'm calling this whole look "Madonna's Purple Period" or "When Madonna Turned Purple". It is definitely a color scheme she's working. I must admit, I love the whole aubergine theme and the 70's Disco, "Saturday Night Fever" and ABBA worship!!!

I'm in love with her. We've had our disagreements in the past, but I am definitely drinking up her Kabbalah water these days. The Almighty Esther can do no wrong.

No red hair on the TOUR by the way. It's long, gorgeous, blond extensions Mother is rocking these days boys.

She lived to tell all about African children dying of AIDS while up on her cross, which apparently has something to do with fire....lots of fire....and Swarovski crystals.

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS IT SEEMS.

Weezer (for Michelle)

This is from one of my favorite sites: dudetube. It's run by some muscle stud named Matt from North Carolina. He finds some great stuff and has loads of sassy links. He comes highly recommended.

Love and Deaf

This short film is really cute! Deaf guys are very sexy!

Trailer for "Another Gay Movie"

Madonna Birthday Tribute in NYC--Be there!

In honor of the Virgin/Slut's 40-hrmphingth Bday, New York City's Downtown Glitteratti and Fashionista Whoristas are heading to BB King's for a Tribute to Madge Music!! The Material Boys (did somebody call my name?) and a slew of other NYC Famous are performing.... with Mistress Formika being just ONE of them!! This event is not to be missed! It's $12 bucks a ticket, and you can even EAT SOMETHING there. BB King's is a cabaret-style venue. You can check out all things Madonnathon at the BB King's site, or go to Ticketmaster to buy your tickets. I am so excited! I just can't fight it.

Long Beach Dog Day!

Matthew (Big Gay Monster) took these pics of me and the puppies at the beach. Rizzo is the white and fawn Rat Terrier (MINE!) and the sandy colored one is Quincy, my neighbor's Puerto Rican Street Dog (Sato). They are best buddies. And Rizz-a-matizz loves his Aunty Monster!!

Madonna rocks it hard!

The Almighty Esther played the TD Banknorth Garden (formerly the FLEET Center) on Thursday night in support of her Confessions Tour. At the end of the show, the monitors that ran the length of the stage said "Have you Confessed?" in Madge's hot and sassy spray-paint, Disco Mama, lipstick font.

I did.
I confessed.
TWICE.

I fell in love with her dancers, especially the hottie Amer-Asian guy...her #2.

I got married.
I got divorced.
I remarried.
I made up.
I made out.
I broke up.
I broke out.
I couldn't get enough!!

I felt as if I had been reborn and born again in Madonna's purple glow!! (And hopefully in her own image!)

I'm in love!!!
AGAIN!!
Now and forever!!
4-eva 'n always!

Check out the link to her Confessions Tour website. Get your ass to craigslist and find yourself tickets. See her anywhere before it's Ovah Kanova!! And call me Isaac.

First Timer (Newbie-Slacker-Bitch)

Eat a potato! More on this topic soon!