Memoirs of a Terrier

This Halloween, Rizzo dressed in a kimono:

For Thanksgiving, he will be featured in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade:

Watch out! He's taking over the world!
DOGZILLA VS. GODZILLA

Your Own Perez-onal Jesus

Perez Hilton recommends this British pop singer named Jamelia. We'll call it "Beware of the Dog-Faced Gossip Columnist". Enjoy!

Are You Ready to Vogue? REDUX

Madonna's video for "Jump" not only features Madge getting "wiggy with it" (Blond Ambition or Blond Ambivalent? You decide!), but she also spotlights a recent underground urban sports movement (read: underground urban dance movement?? De ja shutdafakup!) called Parkour. Parkour was also featured in the dance sequence for "Jump" in this year's Confessions Tour and at the beginning of the video for "Hung Up".



Coincidentally, Parkour was the subject of a British documentary in 2002 called "Jump London". Here's some Parkour sans David's New/Interim Mommy:



As an aside, we now know (Thanks, Oprah!) that Madonna is "keeping her baby". Yippee!

The S is for Super and the U is for Unique!

Remember JJ Fad's classic? Ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out!



Fergie (read: Will.i.am.da.reason.u.have.a.career) has sampled this song for her new song "Fergalicious". Here's her video. Call it an homage:



She can stick it in her London Bridge.

La douleur exquise!

ZUT ALORS!!

"Perez is Burning"

Look what Perez Hilton posted:



Attention camera whores!

Janice Dickinson is looking for a slave personal assistant, and she has resorted to posting an ad on Craigslist:

Seeking Personal Assitant for Celebrity!
Reply to: job-218163141@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-10-09, 11:30AM PDT

Looking for a personal assistant to Janice Dickinson for on camera purposes while we shoot season 2 of the hit tv show Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.

We need someone that is quick, sharp and has a good sense of humor, boisterous and not afraid to speak their mind.

Duties will include anything from personal errands to helping Janice with her business.

We will be interviewing people October 17th. Please email your resume and a picture.
Given Janice's strong personality it will be BUT TONS OF FUN!

* Job location is Los Angeles
* Compensation: TBD
* This is a part-time job.


We're sure the pay is shit, but at least you get to be on TV and you can probably snatc ha few (or several dozen) pills from Janice.

Shit...maybe Perez should apply! Or Andy Dick!!!!!

Posted by on October 9, 2006 10:10 PM

I found the craigslist posting and it's for real. Any takers?

"Part of That World"

There has been quite a demand for me to post a video clip of this song, so give the people what they want! See you in hell!!



BLOG THAT!

"Cool Rider"

Memorize this dance sequence. There WILL be a quiz.